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- Hola chicos, ¿adivinen qué?
- ¿Qué?

2
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Sé que es el último minuto, pero hemos
decidió hacer una fiesta de Halloween.

3
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- ¡Ah, bien!
- ¡Excelente!

4
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- Y todos tienen que usar disfraces.
- Ah, no lo sé...

5
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Vamos, será divertido.

6
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Eh, estaré allí. tengo que usar un
traje a mis clases ese día de todos modos.

7
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Dime que no te vas a vestir
como un dinosaurio.

8
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Pfff, je.

9
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No dos años seguidos.

10
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- Iré, pero no me disfrazaré.
- Tienes que.

11
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No. Halloween es estúpido. disfrazarse,
pretendiendo ser alguien que no eres.

12
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Eres actor.

13
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Ross, ¿vas a traer a Mona?

14
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- Sí. Sí, lo haré.
- ¿La chica de su boda?

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- Sí.
- Vaya, oye.

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Si necesita alguna idea para disfraces,
ella podría ser, eh, modelo de bikini...

17
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...o una enfermera cachonda,
o una animadora sexy.

18
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O, ooh, ooh. cara de cuero
de La masacre de Texas.

19
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¡No, no, no! Cara de cuero cachonda.

20
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¿No estaba Joey coqueteando con ella?
¿En la boda también?

21
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Así es, él estaba coqueteando con ella.

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Y la tengo. Supongo
ganó el mejor. Je.

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Por favor, no me la quites.

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- ¡Úrsula!
- Oh. Je.

25
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Esperar. Soy yo, Phoebe.

26
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Oh, pensé que había un espejo allí.
Bueno. Adiós.

27
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¡Espera un segundo!

28
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Um, entonces, ¿qué hay de nuevo contigo?

29
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Mmm, nada. quiero decir,
Me caso la semana que viene.

30
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- ¿Qué?
- Sí, sí.

31
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Será una pequeña ceremonia.
Sólo familia.

32
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Su.

33
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Eh.

34
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Bueno.

35
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Estoy muy feliz por ti.

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Esperar. Si, um... Si quieres venir,
Supongo que eso estaría bien.

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- ¿En realidad?
- Claro, ¿por qué no?

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Podrías ser mi "hermana" por un día.

39
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Sí, je, está bien.

40
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Um, ya sabes, mis amigos están teniendo
una fiesta de Halloween esta noche...

41
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...en mi antiguo apartamento,
para que pudieras venir.

42
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Tal vez podría conocer al chico
te vas a casar.

43
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Bueno, se supone que
estar trabajando esta noche.

44
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Se supone que debo estar trabajando ahora.
¡A quién le importa!

45
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- Por cierto, es una fiesta de disfraces.
- Oh, está bien, entonces es por eso que estás...

46
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No.

47
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Pero gracias.

48
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- Hola.
- Se supone que debes usar un disfraz.

49
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Soy. soy una mujer...

50
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...who spent a lot of money on a dress
and she wants to wear it...

51
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...porque pronto
she won't be able to fit into it.

52
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- Oh. Soy Catwoman.
-Ah.

53
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quien quiere el vestido
when you're too big for it.

54
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Bueno.

55
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- ¡Truco o trato!
- ¡Oh! ¿Puedo repartir dulces?

56
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I really want to be with kids.

57
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Ever since I got pregnant,
I have the strongest maternal instincts.

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- ¡Truco o trato!
- ¡Sólo un minuto!

59
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Nosotros... ¡Ah! ¡Mírense chicos!

60
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- ¡Guau! You are a very scary witch.
- Gracias.

61
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- And you are a very funny clown.
- Gracias.

62
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Y tu...

63
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...are so in style right now.

64
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You know, I work at Ralph Lauren.

65
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The whole fall line has got
this equestrian theme going on.

66
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- Did you see the cover of Vogue...?
- Could I just have the candy?

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Sí. Seguro.

68
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Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.

69
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So we do, Supergirl.

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Soy yo, Phoebe.

71
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Monica, can I talk to you
for a second?

72
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Listen, I appreciate
you getting the costume.

73
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Oh, you did this to him?

74
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¿Qué? I thought he'd love it.

75
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Su libro favorito
was The Velveteen Rabbit.

76
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El conejo de pana
era marrón y blanco.

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It was either a pink bunny,
or no bunny at all.

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Ningún conejito en absoluto.
¡Siempre ningún conejito!

79
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- Ey.
- You didn't dress up either?

80
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Sí, lo hice. Soy Chandler.

81
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Amigo, ¿qué pasó?

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- ¿Cómo soy yo?
- Está bien, ejem.

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Soy Chandler.

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- ¡Ja ja! ¡Así eres tú!
- Ja, ja, ja.

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- When have I ever done that?
- When have I ever done that?

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- Truco o trato.
- ¡Oh!

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Oh, you're just the prettiest ballerina
jamás lo he visto.

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Gracias.

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Oh, vaya. That deserves another candy.

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- Gracias.
- Ja, ja, ja.

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tengo que decir,
that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.

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¡Te amo!

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¡Oh! Ay...

94
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Oh, honey, here, take it all.

95
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¿Mónica? Necesitamos más dulces.

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- ¿Qué? There's only been four kids.
- Lo sé.

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But one said she loved me,
so I gave her everything.

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No wonder you're pregnant.

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- Ey.
- Ey.

100
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- What are you supposed to be?
- Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?

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Bueno, soy una papa. O una "papa"...

102
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...and these are my antenna.

103
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¿Así se convierte el Sputnik?

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¡Spudnik! Spudnik.

105
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Vaya, no tengo
the worst costume anymore.

106
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¡Oye, está bien! Ross vino como un muñeco.

107
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- No, I'm not doodie.
- No, muñeco espacial.

108
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- ¡Dios!
- Hola, cariño.

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- Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?
- Está bien, lo haré.

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But right after, you have to tell me
quien eres

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- ¿Úrsula?
- ¿El prometido de Úrsula?

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- Ay dios mío. Eres la hermana.
- Sí.

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- I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass.
- Sí.

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Soy un idiota. ¿Está tu madre aquí?
I could give her a slap on the butt.

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- My mother killed herself.
- See, and I knew that.

116
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Ahora estoy sudando.

117
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I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying look
at me, I'm even sweatier. Debería irme.

118
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No. We'll start over.

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- Hi, I'm Phoebe.
-Eric.

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- ¿Por qué me miras así?
- The sweat's in my eyes.

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- It's burning.
- Bueno.

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- Gracias.
- Allá.

123
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- So, what are you?
- I don't think they have a name for it.

124
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I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.

125
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- No, I meant your costume.
- Oh, um, I'm a solar system.

126
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Mi estudiante me ayudó.
I teach second grade.

127
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- I love the second grade.
- ¿En realidad?

128
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It's better than first grade,
where you don't know what's going on.

129
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And definitely better than third grade.

130
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You know, with all the politics
y los juegos mentales.

131
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- Entonces, ¿qué haces?
- I'm a masseuse, by day.

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- You don't have to stand here with me.
- Me estoy divirtiendo.

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- I'm really excited for you and Ursula.
- Me siento muy afortunada. Ella es genial.

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- She's the most beautiful woman ever.
- Gracias.

135
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- ¿Oye, Joey?
- ¿Sí?

136
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- You read comic books, right?
- Exclusively.

137
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Who do you think would win in a fight,
¿Gatúbela o Superchica?

138
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,089
- Catwoman, sin lugar a dudas.
- Sí.

139
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¿Entre tú y Phoebe?
I'd give the edge to Phoebe.

140
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- ¿Qué? ¿En realidad?
- ¿Estás bromeando?

141
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Phoebe lived on the street, okay?
Plus, she's got this crazy temper. Ella...

142
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She's not right behind me, is she?

143
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- No, estás bien.
- Bueno.

144
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- Do you think I could take Rachel?
- No estoy seguro.

145
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¿Qué? Come on, I am tough!

146
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Punch me here, as hard as you can!

147
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Relajarse. ¿Qué estás tomando esto?
so seriously for? No importa.

148
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¿En realidad? ¿Qué dirías si te dijera?
Ross or Chandler could beat you up?

149
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I would say, "Woman, please."

150
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Hey, Ursula's fiancé is really sweet.

151
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He's a teacher,
he does volunteer work.

152
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Normally, I don't like sweaty guys.
But I could just mop him up.

153
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,684
- Oh, my God, Phoebe?
- ¿Qué?

154
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,894
You're getting a crush
on your sister's fiancé.

155
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,605
¡No, yo no, tú sí!

156
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,150
Aquí viene el temperamento.

157
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,488
- Truco o trato.
- Hola.

158
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Hola. ¿Sabes qué? Se nos acabaron los dulces.
But someone went to get some.

159
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:24,914
And I've been giving out money,
pero yo también estoy fuera de eso.

160
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- Can I write you a check?
- Bueno.

161
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,463
- Bueno. ¿Cómo te llamas?
- Lelani Mayolanofavich.

162
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Okay, I'm just gonna write this out
"cobrar en efectivo".

163
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- Hola.
- Hola Mona.

164
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- Ah, oye.
- Hola.

165
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,562
Joey's gonna be thrilled. el estaba esperando
you'd come by as a slutty nurse.

166
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,274
Um, actually, I'm just a nurse.

167
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,780
You'd think that would embarrass me,
but, you see, I'm maxed out.

168
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- Oye, lo lograste.
- ¡Hola! Esperar.

169
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:05,163
- You're, um... You're a potato?
- Bueno, ¿soy un patata?

170
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,956
Y la antena...

171
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,751
- Oh, my God, you're Spud-nik!
- ¡Sí!

172
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,212
Casate con ella.

173
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,632
Okay, here's a good one for you.

174
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,593
Who do you think would win a fight
between Ross and Chandler?

175
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,262
No puedo responder a eso.
Chandler es mi marido.

176
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,932
- Entonces, ¿Ross?
- Sí.

177
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,435
- Hola, hermosa.
- Hola, guapo.

178
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,937
Oh, Dios.

179
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,942
Oh, mírenlos a ustedes dos.
So when did you guys meet?

180
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,569
- Hace dos semanas.
- ¿Dos semanas, eso es todo?

181
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,573
Lo sé. It sounds crazy, and it's not
like me to do something impulsive.

182
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,660
Pero ella es tan perfecta,
and we have so much in common.

183
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,911
¿Ah, de verdad?

184
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,497
- Ambos somos profesores.
- ¿Eh?

185
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,377
- And we were both in the Peace Corps.
- ¿Cuerpo de Paz, en serio?

186
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,799
De hecho, cuando estábamos
building houses in Uruguay...

187
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,386
...we were just two towns apart
y nunca nos conocimos.

188
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:05,515
Sí. It wasn't a town when I got
there, but it was a town when I left.

189
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,854
- Shall we get me really drunk?
- Seguro.

190
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,482
Ja ja. Puaj.

191
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,695
Hola, cariño.

192
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,822
Eso es gracioso, sí.

193
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,869
You're the funniest man here in a
bunny costume his wife made him wear.

194
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,540
Relájate, hombre. Relajarse.
Te ves un poco sonrojado.

195
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,339
Hey, I think we might find out
the answer to our question.

196
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,634
- ¿Qué pregunta?
- Who could kick whose ass in a fight...

197
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,886
...tú o Ross?

198
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,056
- No hay duda.
- ¿Entonces crees que Ross también?

199
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,353
- ¿Elegiste a Ross?
- Ross is really strong.

200
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,691
He's the strongest out of all three
de ti. Excepto por Joey.

201
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:02,864
- I can not believe you didn't pick me.
- In her defense, she's right. Soy más fuerte.

202
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,116
I would destroy you.

203
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,996
¿Ah, de verdad? You think you're stronger?
¿Por qué no lo pruebas?

204
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,666
Oh, I'll prove it.
I'll prove it like a theorem!

205
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,128
¡Está bien! Está bien, basta. ¡Basta!

206
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,380
¡Detener! No one's gonna fight.

207
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,218
People came to see a fight,
let's give them what they came for!

208
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:29,682
- You guys could arm-wrestle.
- Yeah, listen to the slutty nurse.

209
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,394
- Vas a caer.
- ¿Oh sí? You're going further down.

210
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,771
¡Centro!

211
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,899
En serio chicos
the trash talk is embarrassing.

212
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,911
Oh, Gunther, you brought candy.
Thank you so much for picking this up.

213
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,997
- Eres tan dulce.
- ¿En realidad?

214
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:57,210
Someday, you are gonna make some man
the luckiest guy in the world.

215
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,089
- Tengo que irme.
- Truco o trato.

216
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,176
¡Hola! ¡Guau! Ahí tienes.

217
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,721
Mi amigo Lewis me dijo
you were giving out money.

218
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,309
Oh, sí, lo estábamos,
but, um, now we've got candy.

219
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,604
I'd rather have the money.

220
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,650
Well, that's not your choice.
¡Feliz Halloween!

221
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,193
Esto no es justo.

222
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,780
Is it fair that all you did was put on a cape
and I gotta give you stuff?

223
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,949
¡Callarse la boca!

224
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,742
¡Cállate!

225
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,790
- You can't tell me to shut up.
- Uh, I think I just did.

226
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,376
And uh-oh, here it comes again. ¡Callarse la boca!

227
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,546
- Eh, Rach.
- No, lo tengo. Estoy bien. Lo tengo.

228
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,134
Wait, I had one more thing to say.

229
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,927
Ah, claro. Callarse la boca.

230
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,722
Eres una vieja mala.

231
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,765
¡Espera! No. Cállate... ¡No llores!

232
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,059
¡Déjame coger mi chequera!

233
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,395
Honey, you don't have to do this.

234
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,440
It's the strength you have inside
that means the most to me.

235
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,903
You're loyal, you're honest
and you have integrity.

236
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,156
That's the strength I want
in the man I love.

237
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,451
Eso no significa nada para mí. ¡Vamos!

238
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,077
Puaj.

239
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,204
- Hi, liar.
- Ey.

240
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499
You know, the only reason
he's marrying you...

241
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,878
...is because he thinks the things
you were saying were true.

242
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,631
- They could be true.
- But they're not.

243
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,216
Sí. It's a fine line, huh?

244
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,012
- Why are you lying to him?
- No sé.

245
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:36,017
He said he did this stuff, I said I did it
también. He got so excited, it was fun.

246
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,310
¿Miel?

247
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:42,357
Es un hábito repugnante
and I want you to quit now!

248
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,193
She's helped so many people
dejar de fumar.

249
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,695
Será mejor que nos vayamos.

250
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,823
- You have a church group meeting.
- Bien.

251
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,081
- Well, it was nice meeting you.
- Tú también.

252
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,961
And, Ursula, it was really nice
conocerte esta noche!

253
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,130
¡Pheebs, vamos! Conejito contra Doodie.
¡Estamos esperando!

254
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,595
Bien, chicos. One match,
el ganador se lo lleva todo.

255
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,265
Esperar. What does the winner get?

256
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,309
- Orgullo.
- Y dignidad.

257
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,187
Je. Está bien, si tú lo dices.

258
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,398
All right, ready, set, go!

259
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,734
¡Vamos!

260
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,830
- Wow, they're both really strong.
- O igualmente débil.

261
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,834
Oh, Dios. Chandler's making
su cara sexual.

262
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:53,720
- ¿Entonces te estás cansando?
- No. I could do this all day.

263
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,264
Sí. Yo también.

264
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,561
- Getting a little tired, though.
- Dios, estoy agotado.

265
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:07,859
This is starting to look bad for me,
¿vale? Mona's standing right there.

266
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,114
Oh, God, she's talking to Joey!
You've got to let me win!

267
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,075
De ninguna manera. Déjame ganar.
My wife thinks I'm a wimp.

268
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,827
Hey, at least you have a wife.

269
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,622
sigo divorciándome
y dejar embarazada a la gente.

270
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,294
And I'm dressed as doodie.

271
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:32,300
- Eres Spudnik.
- Come on, who we kidding? Estoy loco.

272
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,095
- ¿Por favor? She's watching.
- Puaj.

273
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,474
- Bien.
- Gracias.

274
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,061
- Oh, no.
- ¡Oh sí!

275
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,812
¡Hurra!

276
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,731
¡Mi héroe!

277
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,232
Eres una dama rara.

278
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,448
- Hey, Ursula said she left her purse.
- Oh.

279
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,410
Qué alivio. tiene los numeros
of the people in her prayer chain.

280
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,204
Estoy seguro de que sí. Sí. Sí.

281
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,748
Well, guess I'll see you at the wedding.

282
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,046
Eh, escucha. No creo que vaya a
llegar a la boda.

283
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,008
- I wish you all the luck in the world.
- Estaremos bien.

284
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,513
Es tan perfecto
and she's been saving herself for me.

285
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,310
- I can't let you do this. She's lying to you.
- ¿Qué?

286
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:28,689
Ella está mintiendo. y apuesto
Podría probarlo. Disculpe.

287
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,193
Bueno. Yeah, not a prayer chain.

288
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,322
But what looks like a detailed drawing
del plano de un banco.

289
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,995
Here's the name tag from the restaurant
where she works as a waitress.

290
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,540
Not a teacher, a waitress.

291
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,668
Here's her driver's license.
She always lies about this.

292
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,963
- How old did she say she was?
- She told me she was 25.

293
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,882
Ay. I almost don't want to show you this.

294
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,428
Just remember, I'm a minute younger.

295
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,641
Soy tan estúpido.

296
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,811
Of course she's lying.
Ella no es profesora.

297
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:12,483
There's no such thing as a "Top Secret
School for the Children of Spies."

298
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,863
No, no eres estúpido.

299
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,823
No soy inteligente.

300
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,915
solo deseaba tanto
to be impulsive for once.

301
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,293
- Ser romántico.
- Eso es bueno.

302
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,838
deberías ser impulsivo
and you should be romantic.

303
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,215
Just, you did it with the wrong person.

304
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,722
- ¿Qué?
- It's weird, two people look so alike.

305
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,515
Y tan diferente.

306
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,145
¡Eric! ¡Vamos!

307
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,192
- Better go deal with it.
- Sí, deberías.

308
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,783
¡Apresúrate! I gotta pray!

309
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,086
- Ey.
- Ey.

310
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,381
Well, I had to give the kid
50 dólares por dejar de llorar.

311
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,719
- Eso no es tan malo.
- I also had to go to a couple houses...

312
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,763
...como su novia.

313
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,141
Ugh, I am just awful with children.

314
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,729
Come on, you're good with kids.
They're just crazy on Halloween.

315
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,649
Todos son codiciosos
se subió al azúcar.

316
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,402
- ¿En realidad? ¿Eso es todo lo que es?
- Absolutamente.

317
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:45,076
Halloween es lo peor. excepto
para Navidad. Y sus cumpleaños.

318
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,412
They get crazy during the summer too.

319
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,124
Y cada vez que están
hambre o sueño.

320
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,585
Los niños son duros.
Buena suerte con eso. Pfff.

321
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,510
Look, I wanted to tell you,
Lamento que hayas perdido.

322
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,472
Ah, escucha. Tengo un secreto para ti.
Le dejé ganar.

323
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,850
- Je, je.
- Was that a secret, or a lie?

324
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,353
- No, lo dejé... ¿Ross?
- ¿Sí?

325
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,730
¿Le dirías
¿Te dejo ganar, por favor?

326
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,150
Oh, yeah, uh, Chandler let me win.

327
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,156
No, Chandler's really strong.
Oh, me duele mucho el brazo. ¿Enfermera?

328
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:29,120
Soy fuerte. Te lo mostraré.

329
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913
Chandler, por favor.

330
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,999
Ah, ¿qué pasa? ¿Tienes miedo?

331
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,584
¡Vamos, conejito grande!

332
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,338
Uno, dos, tres. ¡Ir!

333
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,096
Voy a suicidarme.